From Fox News:

The socialite turned reality star is afraid that when she takes her journey to the final frontier, she might not return for 10,000 years.

“I’m very scared about it,” Hilton said. “What if I don’t come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’

It’s hard to imagine that even someone as goofy and isolated from reality as Paris could come up with something like this. This is not someone taking a spaceflight because it’s in the name of science, fulfillment of a lifelong dream, or anything like that. It’s someone doing it because everyone else is, and she’s got the cash to say “I’m as cool as they are, even though I’m a poser.”

I can only dream of what it must be like to be born into so much money I never have to think for myself.