Amusing Spam

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An amusing bit of spam I received at some point:

Dear Sir/Madam

My name is Mrs. Jenny Brooks. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what
I have to your church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for
about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me
everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late
husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use
my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me
my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a
merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred
thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that
my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my
lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the transfer of
the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please
use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer
(Barrister Parker Brown) with this specified email: pkbrownesq@netscape.net and
tell him that I have WILLED ($2,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him
that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know I don
know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task
is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And
also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or
anybody to know because they are always around me.

        Regards,
                Jenny Brooks (Mrs)