Democrat, Republican, Southerner

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Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you. You  are
carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
Before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer: 
Well, that's not enough information to  answer the question!  Does the man look
poor or  oppressed?  Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him
to attack?  Could we run away? What does my wife  think?  What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun  like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand? What does the law say  about this situation? Does the Glock have
appropriate safety built into  it?  Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and
what kind of message  does this send to society and to my children?  Is it
possible he'd be  happy with just killing me?  Does he definitely want to kill
me, or would  he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?  Should I call
9-1-1?  Why is this street so deserted?  We  need to raise taxes, have paint
and weed day and make this  happier,  healthier street that would discourage
such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends  for a few days and try to come to a  consensus.

Republican's  Answer:

Southerner's Answer:
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of  reloading)
BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!